10 Things you should NOT say to an overdue woman:

10. Boy, you don't look like you've dropped at all.
9. You look like you just have a basketball under your shirt! (I guess this is preferable to "You're really carrying that baby all around, aren't you?")
8. Why are you still here?
7. I was 3 weeks late with mine.
6. I can see your belly.
5. You look like you're about to pop!
4. Boy, you look uncomfortable.
3. Not in labor yet, huh?
2. You should be at home with your baby.
1. Moo. (Thank you, Sam Gettleman, you jerk.)


SLW said...

Yay, a new post!! Funny stuff, sorry it's true that people really said these things to you.

Elizabeth said...

Wow - I'm always amazed at how people can be so rude to pregnant women, the ones who really, really don't want or need to hear it.

How's life with two little girls?